Um... Coffee!
Coffee makes me feel good.
Coffee is warm and tasty.
Coffee beans smell like holidays.
Luna is the only one who doesn't like the sound of the coffee grinder.
Coffee is portable to be enjoyed at home and office.
So what if it is chemical happiness? I'm not too proud to admit: sometimes I need the coffee to face the J.O.B.
posted by JQ at 1:51 PM
7 Comments:
I'd suggest a little vanilla syrup in the coffee. Extra kick.
2:10 PM
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2:24 PM
Cressida, I like the way you think. Mmmmmm.
Thanks, Anonymous, but I already have an MFA. Have a nice day!
2:38 PM
JQ, you are so funny. Are you trying to avoid another "Enigma America" incident?
I want an MFA. Do you think I should contact Annonymous?
4:14 PM
Actually, on second thought, I'm not sure I would want to contact anyone who was "open 24 hours a day."
4:15 PM
Right, and "No tests, books or exams, easiest way to get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate or Ph.D in almost any field" doesn't exactly make me think that this is the kind of higher education program that focuses on... education.
Of course, I could be wrong. And yes, I am trying to avoid another "Enigma America" incident, how could you tell?
4:19 PM
You slipped into "PC" lingo. I could practically read the forced smile.
9:59 AM
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